Thursday, February 11, 2010

Dreaming of a Happily Ever After

I have been having very vivid wedding nightmares. Like, my subconscious pounding on the sides of my head at night yelling: "hey CRAZY, this is all going to be a disaster!" Anyway. One night about a month ago I dreamed that on my wedding day my dress was delivered and it looked something like this:

I think it had something to do with the fact that one of my wedding colors was goldenrod yellow. How it got to be a jumpsuit I have no idea. If it helps, Christian was wearing old pajama pants with holes in the crotch, so at least we still went together.

NEWSFLASH: Weddings make people crazy. I'm not saying we shouldn't do them, I'm just saying that if you seem me running around the streets in tattered clothes yelling something about flower arrangements and tulle, blame Martha Stewart.

3 comments:

Bakes. said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

maybe the bridesmaids can wear the jumpsuits.

Blogger said...

that's a sexy camel toe you got going on there ;)

chloe said...

lanee. this reminds me of britney spears in "oops! i did it again" so don't freak out, it can't be that bad.