"I wanted to live deep and suck out all the marrow of life, to live so sturdily and Spartan-like as to put to rout all that was not life, to cut a broad swath and shave close, to drive life into a corner, and reduce it to its lowest terms, and, if it proved to be mean, why then to get the whole and genuine meanness of it, and publish its meanness to the world; or if it were sublime, to know it by experience, and be able to give a true account of it in my next excursion." - Henry David Thoreau
I know it must seem incredibly gross to be dipping your hands into the holy water of the porcelain deity, but ... did you know that the water in a toilet tank (tank, not bowl) is clean enough to drink?
One conclusion that could be drawn is that this is not a sufficient reason to get married.
Now if you have to put your hand in the bowl, it might warrant a quick marriage by time (and convenience), if not eternity.
I'm married and I still have to do stuff like this.
When he says, "I do" it doesn't mean, "I do want to do all of the household chores my wife asks me to," or "I do want to maintain the yard and garage and fix everything that breaks." It just means "I do want to marry you." And sometimes it may not even mean that.
Have you ever had someone answer a question and then ask, "What?" like they didn't even hear what you asked them? I think that happens more often than we think.
The third picture is the best if you click on it for a close-up. Your face is precious. The view of your bathroom garbage container was nice too!
As an addition to the previous comments, you might consider some kind of marriage contract. What's the point in getting married if you aren't relieved of your least favorite household chore?
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I know it must seem incredibly gross to be dipping your hands into the holy water of the porcelain deity, but ... did you know that the water in a toilet tank (tank, not bowl) is clean enough to drink?
One conclusion that could be drawn is that this is not a sufficient reason to get married.
Now if you have to put your hand in the bowl, it might warrant a quick marriage by time (and convenience), if not eternity.
I'm married and I still have to do stuff like this.
When he says, "I do" it doesn't mean, "I do want to do all of the household chores my wife asks me to," or "I do want to maintain the yard and garage and fix everything that breaks." It just means "I do want to marry you." And sometimes it may not even mean that.
Have you ever had someone answer a question and then ask, "What?" like they didn't even hear what you asked them? I think that happens more often than we think.
The third picture is the best if you click on it for a close-up. Your face is precious. The view of your bathroom garbage container was nice too!
As an addition to the previous comments, you might consider some kind of marriage contract. What's the point in getting married if you aren't relieved of your least favorite household chore?
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